Chloe Bryan

Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir: The endless ‘will they, won’t they’

Tessa Virtue and Scott Moir, the Canadian ice dancing pair people (we) love to ship, took gold in Pyeongchang on Tuesday. This might also be their last Olympics...

We regret to inform you that dogs named ‘Bitcoin’ exist

Image: Getty Images/RooM RF By Chloe Bryan2018-02-17 15:00:00 UTC Every day we stray further from God’s light. Case in point: it appears that, on this cursed...

McDonald’s ruins Happy Meals by taking cheeseburgers away from kids

Image: Tim Boyle/Getty Images By Chloe Bryan2018-02-15 23:25:33 UTC Road trip lunchtime will never be the same. On Thursday, McDonald’s announced the removal of...

How to calm your nerves while watching the Olympics

I can’t watch. Image: Xin Li/Getty Images By Chloe Bryan2018-02-15 19:58:37 UTC Viewing the Winter Olympics is a deeply nerve-wracking experience. Yeah, yeah,...

Figure skating wins gold in the sexual tension Olympics

The program that launched a thousand fanfics. Image: Jean Catuffe/Getty Images By Chloe Bryan2018-02-14 21:17:45 UTC Have you grown weary of shipping every possible...

Olympic curling is a great way to trick your children into cleaning the house

By Chloe Bryan2018-02-13 22:55:17 UTC Need to clean your house but keep dragging your feet? Just pretend you’re curling. Better yet, get your children to pretend...