Chloe Bryan

How to write a dating app bio that’s actually good

Here’s the thing about dating app bios: Most of them are incredibly bad. Most dating app bios are too long and too boring, especially for something people might...

How will the Measure app affect dick pics? An investigation.

What, did you not think people were going to use the iPhone’s new Measure app to measure their dicks? The new feature, which debuted with iOS 12 on Monday, allows...

Here’s a new font that will help you fudge your next school paper

Remember how you used to adjust the margins on your school papers so you could write a little bit less? If you’re still in school, remember how you still do that?...

The latest astrology meme will help you assemble your sign’s perfect playlist

Zodiac memes abound in 2018, but this one has the added bonus of being practical. Read enough of them, and you’ll end up with a lovely playlist. Dedicated Twitter...

Donald Trump Jr mocks Kavanaugh accuser with vile, nonsensical meme

Ever one of our worst people, Donald Trump Jr took some time out of his weekend to mock Christine Blasey Ford, the professor who came forward with sexual assault...